The Butter Knife and the Salad Fork are Out to Get Obama

SEE HERE You can't make this stuff up. I've never heard of this being done in the case of any other president. Why is the Obama White House so paranoid? After all everyone is supposed to grovel at his feet and admire the wondrous one, the bringer of hope and change, the one who is going to fundamentally transform America into a world laughingstock.