The Liberal Lexicon

The son of an immigrant asks his dad, "Dad, what's democracy?"

"Well, son, that's when whites work and we get all the benefits from it!"

"But dad, aren't the white people unhappy about that?"

"Sure they are son, but that's called 'racism'"

CLICK FOR MORE Just a little disclosure. I think this is funny but I don't think it is accurate. There are undoubtedly more white people on welfare than blacks and all the people paying the taxes that support the program are not white. What's funny is the liberal mantra that it packages. The Liberals will cite racism as the cause of anything they don't like if they can link it somehow to black people. But that's racist in itself. If black people exploit the welfare system that's just as bad as if white people exploit the system. To listen to liberals you'd think that no hand-out ever to a black person isn't deserved. That's racism. It's time we started making America color-blind and ethnic blind. I've heard about every ethnic and racial slur in the world growing up. Lots of times they came out of the mouths of the very people they were intended to be slurs about. All the Polish jokes I remember were told to be by Polacks and the same for Irish and Italian jokes. I had one friend one time who liked to tell Hittite jokes because he said since there weren't any more Hittites you couldn't hurt anyone's feelings. Then he's start the joke, "There were these two Hittites, Swen and Ole ..." [for the Minnesota challenged Swen and Ole are standard characters in Scandinavian jokes]