Conservatives Are Happier Than Liberals — And They're Nicer People Too

This is pretty succinct and nails it.  Liberals are miserable people and it shows in their discourse.  Whenever I talk with a liberal they end up asking me something like, "Why are you so angry?"  That's really funny because the ones with the pushy agenda are the Liberals.  My agenda is simply to keep liberals from messing up the country which they seem bent on doing, which is certainly bent.