Plastic Man in Five Easy Pieces

SEE HERE Breaking News: Mitt Romney is an advanced 21st century clone of bizarro world's plastic man.  "A remarkable simulacrum of a real person," said one scientist who requested that his name not be used since he's waiting for a NSF grant to further explore cloning miniature frogs which will be able to leap tall buildings with a single bound.  "Mitt Romney's only problem is that they have not yet generated sufficient sincerity in the speech generator to convince people that he's telling the truth or that he really believes anything."  One scientist suggested that after they spend a few more millions demonizing his opponents and tweaking his synthesizers he may sound "... remarkably sincere."  Unfortunately they've yet to be able to make his actions correspond with his speech.  "It's a defect we're working on," said one engineer.