Welcome to the Help from Distant Bureaucrats

Just in case you think the government will help you through the adversities of life, be they natural disasters or problems with your health care, then maybe you should consider this rather straightforward case. "I'm from the government. I'm here to help you." These are words that are ironic at best. The government's idea of help is only rarely helpful. But never fear, the TSA and BATF and FEMA will undoubtedly grope you, shoot you, or deny you emergency aid. It's what they do!