Friday, August 20, 2010

The Food Fascists

SEE HERE I'm not sure who anointed the Food Fascists to protect us from ourselves. They have become ubiquitous perhaps because they've largely won the war against tobacco not they have to take on some other ministry to we poor benighted heathens who have the audacity to enjoy *gasp* bacon or french fries or that root of all evil, a McDonald's Happy Meal. We need to take these folks' government subsidies away so they have to work for a living like the rest of us. What a bunch of busy bodies! But I suppose in a country that has decided that people are unable to take care of themselves without the intervention of the all-seeing, all-caring (are you laughing yet) state, it is no surprise that bureaucrats need to move on in their campaign to destroy your last visage of free will. You will be assimilated into the vast nanny state, whether you like it or not. Act up for freedom &mdash do some fast food today!

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