If You Don't Say What We Want, You Can't Come To Our Party

SEE HERE Honest peer reviewed science? Of course not. This is a propaganda fest and like all such things only true believers are allowed in. Can't have any of those pesky "deniers" you know like "holocaust deniers" 'cause we all know that whatever we say is the truth. We've been cherry picking our data so long we can't tell which end is up, but we can't handle the truth so you journalists that ask hard questions, that question our "science" — you can't come to the party. But we'll still announce that the world is on the brink of disaster. You couldn't make this stuff up.